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"American Pie"


Jim: She's gone! Oh my God, she used me! I've been used! Cool!
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Jim: Guys, what does third base feel like?

Kevin: Chris, you take this one.

Chris: Warm apple pie.

Jim: Yeah?

Chris: Yeah.

Jim: Apple pie, huh?

Chris: Uhuh.

Jim: McDonald's or homemade?


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Michelle: I have a story to tell you, but it's kinda sexual.

Jim: Wella, let me hear it.

Michelle: Okay, well this one time at band camp, we were playing this game, and I don't know if youv'e heard of it, but it's called spin the bottle, and I had to kiss this one boy for 20 seconds!
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Nadia: Maybe, I could change my clothes at your'e house?

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"American Pie 2"

Michelle: This one time, uh... here, this boy brought these cookies and..

Jim: Um, let me guess, a bear came.

Michelle: Oh wow! How cool, it's like you know all of my stories!
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Jim: I kinda... uh superglued myself to uh myself.
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Michelle: Aren't instruments fun?
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Stifler: Hey, Jim put your'e shirt back on, your'e scaring away the ladies.
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Nadia: Yeah, maybe someday I will find my geek too.
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Stifler's Mom: Call me Stifler's mom.

Finch: Stifler's mom!
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"Halloween H20"

Will Brennan: What do we do?

Laurie Strode: Try to live.
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Laurie Strode: My brother Michael killed my sister.

Will Brennan: How did he do that?

Laurie Strode: With a big, sharp kitchen knife.
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"Bring It On"

Courtney: Why does everyone have to diet?

Sparky Palastre: Because in cheerleading we throw people in the air, and fat people don't go as high.

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"10 Things I Hate About You"

Chastity: I know you can be underwhelmed, and overwhelmed, but can you be just whelmed?

Bianca: I think you can in Europe.
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Bianca: There's a difference between like & love, because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.

Chastity: But, I love my Skechers.

Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.
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Patrick: Don't get your panties in a twist.

Katarina: Don't think for one minute that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.

Patrick: Well than, what did I have an effect on?

Katarina: Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.
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Cameron: Would any of you be interested in dating Katarina Stratford?

Loser Guy: Maybe if we were the last two people alive,and if there were no sheep. Are there sheep?
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"Varsity Blues"

Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.

Mox: I think it's a pig.

Billy Bob: Yeah.
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Coach Bud Kilmer: You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.
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Tweeder: Jonathan Moxon, you are under arrest for not taking your clothes off and being naked, now get in the car!
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"Legally Blonde"

Elle: Last week, I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and talked her out of buying this truly henious angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
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Elle: The rules of haircare are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would know.
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(Referring to why Brooke didn't kill her husband)
Elle: Exersice makes endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill
their husbands. They just dont.
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"House on Haunted Hill"

Channel 3 Reporter: So Mr. Price, buisness or pleasure?

Steven Price: Neither, my wife.
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Watson Pritchett: I lied. The house is alive. We're
all gonna die.
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"Scary Movie"

Buffy Gilmore: Oh my god, we hit a boot!

Greg: Where's the foot?
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Brenda: Shorty, if you took class once and a while, you'd learn.

Shorty: I do go to class

Brenda: Lunch is not a class Shorty.

Shorty: It is if you got the munchies!
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Buffy Gilmore: Oh, look at me I'm all dead, I'm a gross, scary severed head, come on! Do you know who I am? I am Miss Teen, and you are really giving me a headache! You got blood all over my Gucci sweater, I hope you are paying for that!!!
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"Jurassic Park"


Alexis: He left us! He left us!

Dr. Alan Grant: Yeah, but that's not what I'm gonna do.
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Dr. Alan Grant: You married?

Ian Malcom: Occasionally.
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Alexis: I'm a hacker!

Tim: That's what I said, your'e a nerd.

Alexis: I am not a computer nerd! I prefer to be called a hacker!
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